I by no means deliberate on launching my very own shoe, to be sincere however after I noticed the disgusting sneakers being launched by Lil Nas X that actually comprise
an precise drop of human blood in every pair, I knew not solely that I may do higher however that the world deserved higher.
The “Higdon Heavens” have been a piece of affection for the final 4 days and I’m so pleased with my workforce and our initiative to elevate the “souls” of individuals everywhere in the world, one pair of toes at a time.
What’s Completely different About “Higdon Heavens”?
1. Bluetooth Emotion Sensoring.
Ever have a foul day and simply want your boyfriend or husband would rub your toes? You’ll by no means must want for that once more because the Higdon Heavens sense when you may have had a tough day and can provoke tiny massaging pulses to rub your blues away.
2. Inspirational Audio Messages.
These might be preset based mostly on efficiency and for a further $49 a month you possibly can entry your entire library however the base mannequin comes outfitted with 3 highly effective messages psychologically designed to uplift your spirit. You’ll be able to even preview the messages under
3. Lil’ bit O’ Ray.
I assumed to myself, how do I make these sneakers extra private whereas additionally creating a strong message, after which it hit me, nicely, I occurred to be jogging on the treadmill when it hit me, my very own sweat! Every pair of sneakers might be shipped containing one drop of my very own sweat.
This manner you KNOW I care about these sneakers and our mission and am NOT simply in it for the buck.
The sweat containment unit situated on the ball of the foot is hermetically sealed to forestall leaks or contamination and every drop of sweat has been independently examined unfavourable for COVID.
So there you may have it!
We’re limiting these to 40 individuals and drop me a remark if you’re excited to start out rocking these round YOUR neighborhood! And oh, by the best way, Comfortable April Fools!
Like this? Be at liberty to take a look at my previous April Fools jokes:
– Justin Bieber
– Got here out of Retirement
